Wednesday, December 20, 2017

THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE CONDIMENTS

Don't Drown Your Food

Another nutritional message from ABC Saturday mornings of the 70s and 80s. See more Saturday Morning Brain Food at, fittingly, SatAMBrainFood.com!

Ahhh...

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Happy Hanukkah Jomfru


Jomfru celebrates both Christmas and Hanukkah... All I got for it all was a place to sit 😉

Monday, November 27, 2017

Just about 30 days give or take...

I don't know if this is going to take more drinking or less..........9/27/18 👀🙈

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

This is starting to F#@king suck!!!!


It's been fukin raining here for days already. How am I to get shit done? 😠 godam.

Monday, May 29, 2017

surviving wwlll @ sea

Surviving World War Three at Sea

Given the current level of international tensions, it seems germane to write the following guide for my fellow sailors. This is a dark topic, and any optimism I express about surviving the situation

Saturday, May 27, 2017

T/T Jomfru, she's getting ready

It wasn't at all fun this morning digging out that brand new Yamaha 9.9. But its gonna be worth it 😁 🎉 🎈

Wednesday, May 24, 2017